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| Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.... more
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| Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.... more
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| Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.... more
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| Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.... more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!... more
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