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| Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.... more
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| Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.... more
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| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit... more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo ma... more
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| Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!... more
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| Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more
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