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| Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.... more
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| Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth ! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buch wheat in a headlock... more
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| Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.... more
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| Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mam... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.... more
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| Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out t... more
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| Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty... more
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| Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ... more
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