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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... more
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| Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty... more
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| Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth ! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buch wheat in a headlock... more
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| Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Yo mama so bald that... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mam... more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick... more
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