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| Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jeal... more
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| Yo mama's house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama's house so small... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she g... more
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| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit... more
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| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo ma... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."... more
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| Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco... more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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