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| yo mama so dark when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on... more
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| Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco... more
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| Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo... more
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| Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out t... more
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| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit... more
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| Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ... more
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| Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo mama's house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama's house so small... more
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