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| Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ... more
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| Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Yo mama so bald that... more
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| Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth ! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buch wheat in a headlock... more
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| Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mam... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.... more
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| Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! ... more
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| Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out t... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.... more
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| Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!... more
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| YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE HAD YOU!... more
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