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|Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!|
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco... more
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|Hey Kid, Your Mama better not ever do a crime, It would be too easy to describe her. Dollar General face and Dollar Tree... more|
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|Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!|
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama... more
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|Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.|
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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|yo mama so short she needs a ladder to get into a lamborghini... more|
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|Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!|
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo ma... more
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|Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."|
Yo mama so ugly she looks out t... more
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|Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.|
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... more
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|Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more|
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|Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.|
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!