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| Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.... more
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| Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"more
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| yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........ more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jeal... more
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| Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!... more
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| Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.... more
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| Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not adm... more
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