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| "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."... more
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| Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.... more
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| Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an... more
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| I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my fat... more
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| 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just... more
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| 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhh... more
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| Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.... more
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| Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh... more
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| 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for t... more
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| At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one m... more
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