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| Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake... more
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| Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! ... more
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| Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water... more
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| Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the la... more
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| A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thoug... more
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| I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!... more
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| Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will... more
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| Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsid... more
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| A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.more
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| To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telli... more
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