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| One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a mart... more
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| Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving reindeer pot pie 6.... more
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| he is so naughty that when the santa decided not to give him presents, he let the fire place on and sets santa on fire!... more
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| On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamou... more
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| Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.Wh... more
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| Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will... more
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| Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stocki... more
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| (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy... more
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| Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsid... more
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| A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.more
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