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| 1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instanc... more
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| It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said - on one condition, send me your mother.... more
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| 10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever acci... more
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| After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."... more
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| Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsid... more
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| 8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Al... more
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| Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in whic... more
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| What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their h... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell... more
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