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| How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.... more
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| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hing... more
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| Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at... more
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| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 1... more
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| You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.... more
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| THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he s... more
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| What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to success!... more
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| What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.... more
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