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| Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? B... more
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| Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big girls.... more
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| Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.... more
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| THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he s... more
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| The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper... more
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| Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condi... more
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| Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your inven... more
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| What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!... more
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| What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.... more
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