A Laugh A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us



JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women Jokes
  
Rating:1 stars     
Views:182
 
Joke:How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend,coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize,detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace,accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead,borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for,dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate,enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite,taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab onthe ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey,hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care ifI die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the freeworld, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble,drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize andworship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again. How to Satisfy a Man Every TimeShow up naked.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit



More Women Jokes:

1.   Rating:  0 stars
The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a c... more

2.   Rating:  0 stars
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh N... more

3.   Rating:  0 stars
What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.... more

4.   Rating:  0 stars
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more

5.   Rating:  0 stars
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.... more

6.   Rating:  0 stars
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an... more

7.   Rating:  3 stars
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man" then the doctor s... more

8.   Rating:  0 stars
Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more

9.   Rating:  0 stars
Q:- Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? A:- The Mafia wants either your money or your life. The Wife want... more

10.   Rating:  0 stars
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48... more





  JOKES ::



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners
jokes | funny jokes | free jokes | clean jokes | humor jokes | more jokes | jokes best | online jokes | short jokes | practical jokes | blonde jokes