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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but theyll all be competing to be the one to... more
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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why dont you just get out of my face and stop aski... more
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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so.... more
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| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? ... more
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| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians arent afraid of the dark. ... more
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| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*).... more
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| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and theyll use a non-disposable diaper too!more
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| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help... more
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| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the... more
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| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes. ... more
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| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless... more
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| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? Its probably just going to b... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when theyre... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguin... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos dont change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent w... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it. ... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make tha... more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I dont know really. I guess it depends on the bu... more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isnt it more romantic in the dark?more
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| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The lights out? ... more
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| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb? ... more
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| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters. ... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay? ... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our wh... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - theyd rather sit in the dark. ... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with... more
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