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Our Mama name is 'Hell' and your Pappa name is 'Naw' and when they opened that door when I went to pick your Sister u... more

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Remix..... I remember the first time I met yo mama, She was looking just like a Halle and a Berry. Now the Bi&$@ look... more

3.      1 stars
Hey Kid Yo Mama's so fat she's greasier then a bacon sandwhich!... more

4.      3 stars
Hey Kid, Your Mama better not ever do a crime, It would be too easy to describe her. Dollar General face and Dollar Tree... more

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I remember the first time I met yo mama, She was looking just like a Halle and a Berry. Now the Bi&$@ look like a holla... more

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.more

7.      2 stars
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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8.      4 stars
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she g... more

10.      4 stars
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... more

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Yo Mama is so fat she got in the Car and broke all four legs of the Car... more

12.      4 stars
yo mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales singes ''we are family even though your fatter than me ''... more

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Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.... more

14.      2 stars
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."... more

15.      5 stars
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more

16.      4 stars
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.... more

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Yo Mama is so fat when she got inside the Car the Car leaned down, popped a spring and said geez how many is there of yo... more

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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.... more

19.      4 stars
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.... more

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Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more

21.      4 stars
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more

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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!... more

23.      5 stars
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.... more

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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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25.      5 stars
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that... more

26.      3 stars
yo mama so black the only difrence betwen her and midnight is 7 pm... more

27.      3 stars
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo ma... more

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yo mama so dark when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on... more

29.      3 stars
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty... more

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"more







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