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| Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.more
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| Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more
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| Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she g... more
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| Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.... more
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| Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ... more
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| Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Yo mama so bald that... more
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| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo ma... more
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| Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty... more
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| Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"more
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| Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jeal... more
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| Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco... more
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| Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth ! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buch wheat in a headlock... more
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| Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in... more
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| Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say h... more
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| Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo... more
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| Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!... more
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| Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo m... more
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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mam... more
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