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| Our Mama name is 'Hell' and your Pappa name is 'Naw' and when they opened that door when I went to pick your Sister u... more
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| Remix..... I remember the first time I met yo mama, She was looking just like a Halle and a Berry. Now the Bi&$@ look... more
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| Hey Kid Yo Mama's so fat she's greasier then a bacon sandwhich!... more
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| Hey Kid, Your Mama better not ever do a crime, It would be too easy to describe her. Dollar General face and Dollar Tree... more
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| I remember the first time I met yo mama, She was looking just like a Halle and a Berry. Now the Bi&$@ look like a holla... more
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| Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.more
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| Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more
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| Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she g... more
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| Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat she got in the Car and broke all four legs of the Car... more
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| yo mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales singes ''we are family even though your fatter than me ''... more
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| Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat when she got inside the Car the Car leaned down, popped a spring and said geez how many is there of yo... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.... more
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| Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ... more
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| Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Yo mama so bald that... more
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| yo mama so black the only difrence betwen her and midnight is 7 pm... more
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| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo ma... more
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| yo mama so dark when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on... more
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| Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty... more
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| Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"more
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