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| "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "... more
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| "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man" then the doctor s... more
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| "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candleli... more
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| "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."... more
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| "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thou... more
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| 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits... more
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| 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just... more
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| 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for t... more
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| 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got t... more
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| 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhh... more
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| A beggar walks up to a woman who is busy shopping and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days"
She looks... more
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| A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settleme... more
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| Q: What do you call an intelligent, gorgeous and sensitive woman?
A: A rumor. ... more
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| Q: What is the last thing a woman would ever say?
A: This diamond is way too big! ... more
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| The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life:
- THE DOCTOR - who tells her to "take off all her clothe... more
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| A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before... more
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| A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at... more
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| A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a... more
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| A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, howe... more
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| A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend... more
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| A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."... more
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| A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hing... more
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| A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she mi... more
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| A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't h... more
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| A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She says "Thank you."... more
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| A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. I... more
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| Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condi... more
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| Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with mo... more
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| Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35... more
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| AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48... more
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