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| A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergea... more
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| A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decid... more
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| A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. He told them:"When I... more
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| A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "A... more
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| A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target... more
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| A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sa... more
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| A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy, see... more
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| A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training, completed the prac... more
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| A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count toten and pull the f... more
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| A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mi... more
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| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especi... more
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| As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieuten... more
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| At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the offic... more
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| At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus... more
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| British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor R... more
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| Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base'sc... more
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| During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menlounging around nearby an... more
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| During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when th... more
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| During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you h... more
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| During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a... more
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| During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a... more
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| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE... more
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| Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father sa... more
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| It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking... more
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| It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer. Anoth... more
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| Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.... more
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| MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 181... more
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| On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with t... more
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| Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon... more
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