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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII ! ... more
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| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face r... more
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| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet ! ... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy. No, Sir. Iv... more
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| Q: How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? A: You can hear their brooms tick! ... more
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| Q: If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? A: Twenty after one. ... more
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| Q: If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing? A: Because you dont have the time. ... more
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| Q: One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What t... more
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| Q: What are your two favourite times to party? A: Daytime and night-time! ... more
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| Q: What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? A: Long time no sea. ... more
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| Q: What dog can tell the time ? A: A watch dog ! ... more
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| Q: What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A: A pocket watch. ... more
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| Q: What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? A: Time to get it fixed. ... more
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| Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car. ... more
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| Q: What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? A: Five after one. ... more
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| Q: What time is it when you sit on a pin? A: Spring time. ... more
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| Q: What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? A: Time to get a new watchdog. ... more
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| Q: When do clocks die? A: When their time is up. ... more
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| Q: When is the best time to go shopping? A: When the stores are open. ... more
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| Q: Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail? A: Because time was always running out. ... more
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| Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch? A: She wanted to be on time. ... more
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| Q: Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. A: He wanted to have a hot time. ... more
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| Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime. ... more
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| Q: Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? A: Because she felt like killing time. ... more
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| Q: Why do people beat their clocks? A: To kill time. ... more
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| Q: Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? A: Because England was discovered before the USA ! ... more
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| Q: Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around? A: Because time will tell. ... more
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