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| A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their sho... more
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| A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaki... more
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| After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted onehusband on the... more
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| At three oclock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He stagger... more
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| Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more
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| Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more
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| Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more
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| Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in the night.... more
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| Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he dec... more
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| Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isnt the police station. Its the D... more
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| How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.... more
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| How can you tell if someone whos having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!... more
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| How can you tell if someone whos just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!... more
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| How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !... more
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| How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).... more
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| How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?... more
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| How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.... more
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| How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!... more
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| How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!... more
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| How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!... more
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| How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?... more
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| How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.... more
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| How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?... more
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| How does a skeleton call her friends?On a telebone.... more
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| How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!... more
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| How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!... more
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| How that we are engaged I hope youll give me a ring.Of course. Whats your phone number ?... more
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| If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?Snappy talk.... more
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| If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.... more
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