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| true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a karate expert and a pig?
A: A pork chop. ... more
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| A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished,... more
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| A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find... more
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| A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The polic... more
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| A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His... more
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| A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are tak... more
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| A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler... more
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| A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait... more
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| A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament v... more
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| A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I c... more
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| A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says... more
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| A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "... more
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| A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to him... more
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| A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer a... more
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| A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's w... more
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| A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afterno... more
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| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried... more
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| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried a... more
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| After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was wa... more
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| Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the m... more
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| Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'... more
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| At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending an... more
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| At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still... more
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| At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at th... more
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| Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned... more
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| British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points... more
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| Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and... more
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| Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his fa... more
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| Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.... more
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