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| "I gotta A in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isnt any A in spelling!" ... more
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| "Mah sons real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "Hes only six but he can already spell his name bac... more
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| "Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Dont you mean Michael?" she asked. more
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| A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At... more
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| A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sente... more
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| Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay). ... more
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| Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey). ... more
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| Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.? ... more
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| Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy). ... more
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| Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy). ... more
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| Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words. ... more
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| Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father... more
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| First witch: Here is a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.more
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| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) . ... more
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| How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess). ... more
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| How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I. ... more
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| How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy). ... more
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| How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t" Thats not how the dictionary spells it" "You didnt ask me... more
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| How do you spell wrong? R-o-n-g. Thats wrong. Thats what you asked for, isnt it? ... more
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| Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state? ... more
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| Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more
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| Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same plac... more
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| School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it. ... more
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| Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb. ... more
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| Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy). ... more
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| Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 ys) ... more
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| Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T ... more
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| The teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living... more
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| The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. ... more
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