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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool ! ... more
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| Q: How do snowmen read their e-mails? A: With an icy-stare! ... more
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| Q: How do snowmen travel around ? A: By iceicle ! ... more
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| Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? A: You wake up wet ! ... more
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| Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle. ... more
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| Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day! ... more
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| Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile! ... more
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| Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilli sauce ! ... more
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| Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren. ... more
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| Q: What do snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren. ... more
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| Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ? A: Icebergers ! ... more
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| Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads ? A: Ice caps ! ... more
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| Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? A: Frost bite ! ... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? A: Frostbite. ... more
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| Q: What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head? A: It knocked him cold. ... more
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| Q: What is a snowman's favorite book ? A: War and Frozen Peas ! ... more
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| Q: What kind of money do snowmen use? A: Iced lolly. ... more
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| Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? A: I.C. ! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite ! ... more
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| Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs. ... more
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| Q: Where do snowmen keep their money ? A: In a snowbank ! ... more
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| Q: Where do snowmen put their webpages? A: On the winternet. ... more
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| Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? A: On his birthday flake! ... more
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| Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out i... more
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| Q: Who doesnt like to sit in front of the fire? A: A Snowman. ... more
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| Q: Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia? A: Because he wanted frozen pop !... more
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| Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake. ... more
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| Q: Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? A: Because Frost bites. ... more
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