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| "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just p... more
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| "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this cigar here!" claime... more
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| "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your b... more
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| "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. That's what I did!... more
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| "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate... more
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| Dad: When i beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does t... more
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| Q: What's the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he's... more
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| A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tot... more
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| A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands... more
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| A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says... more
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| A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his... more
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| A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his... more
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| A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hisc... more
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| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upsid... more
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| A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill a... more
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| A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment, she replied, "Yes,... more
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| A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and read while she goes... more
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| A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She comple... more
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| A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for th... more
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| A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doin... more
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| A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber... more
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| A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock... more
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| A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available fr... more
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| A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beg... more
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| A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery... more
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| A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and stead... more
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| A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his fi... more
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| A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the... more
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| A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked,... more
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| A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendlyan... more
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