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| "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached... more
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| 4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC... more
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| A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and... more
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| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subit... more
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| A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a dr... more
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| A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weake... more
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| A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, s... more
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| A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he's doing.... more
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| A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we... more
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| A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of ch... more
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| A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmerappears.... more
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| A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. T... more
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| A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink... more
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| A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the... more
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| An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the... more
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| Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.... more
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| Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractiveyoung man named J... more
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| Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tas... more
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| DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow... more
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| English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no... more
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| Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, i... more
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| How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.... more
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| How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.... more
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| How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.... more
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| How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris... more
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| How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.... more
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| How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.... more
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| If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pi... more
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