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| "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, shes home," th... more
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| "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "Thats fine," said t... more
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| A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a womans home in a rural area. "This machine is th... more
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| A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway... more
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| A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please dont do that !!!"more
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| A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely und... more
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| A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared."I will grant you... more
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| A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to loo... more
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| A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the sale... more
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| A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out... more
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| A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters... more
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| A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. ... more
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| An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discove... more
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| An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at it this way sir." he sai... more
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| Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, thats just to keep the m... more
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| Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plot... more
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| Insurance agent to would-be client: "Dont let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in... more
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| Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake. ... more
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| One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesma... more
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| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I... more
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| Policeman: Why didnt you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100. ... more
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| Q: How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? A: His lips are moving. ... more
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| Q: How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? A: "Hi. Nice to meet you. Im better than you." ... more
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| Q: What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? A: Lots. ... more
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| Q: What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentines Day? A: Rugs and kisses! ... more
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| Q: What salesman has the slickest line? A: A hair grease salesman. ... more
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| Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forge... more
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| Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident. ... more
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| Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Havent you ev... more
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| Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have. ... more
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