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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed ch... more
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| "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new... more
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| A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more
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| A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Woul... more
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| A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he had enjoyed o... more
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| A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... more
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| An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more
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| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more
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| Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. ... more
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| Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One w... more
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| Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is... more
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| Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken ! ... more
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| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in! ... more
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| I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... more
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| Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears ! ... more
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| Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he had spent quite a lot of money for th... more
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| Once a man went to a restaurant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more
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| Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I dont tip, either. ... more
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| Q: At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? A: Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips! ... more
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| Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cas... more
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| Q: How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change it and one to put some... more
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| Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? A: Coloured eggrolls! ... more
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| Q: Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? A: Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects. ... more
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| Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A: Lunch is on me! ... more
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| Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home.... more
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| The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approache... more
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| There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.Four fish got battered!... more
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| Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husba... more
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| Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldnt make up their m... more
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