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| "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these message... more
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| "And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess t... more
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| "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right... more
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| "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody A... more
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| "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously... more
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| "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"... more
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| 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watc... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missi... more
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| A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who... more
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| A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer. He ask... more
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| A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "... more
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| A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their... more
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| A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly,... more
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| A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble... more
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| A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that didn... more
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| A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Pete... more
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| A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a... more
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| A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself aro... more
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| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The... more
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| A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. The pastor had to make... more
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| A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way ou... more
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| A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gat... more
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| A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print... more
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| A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly h... more
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| A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of t... more
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| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face waspla... more
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| A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says,"wh... more
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| A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu... more
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| A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Fathe... more
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| A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a... more
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