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| "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond.""Yeah ! I know." sai... more
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| "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice... more
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| "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," the kid said. "But I d... more
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| "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."Mr. Thomas, bring he... more
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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more
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| "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl.... more
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| "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more
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| "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that heatsup instantly and... more
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| "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband... more
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| "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more
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| "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""Sorry to hear that pa... more
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| "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decided to give your wife... more
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| "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "peo... more
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| "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I don't know... more
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| "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."... more
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| "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning.""Congratulations,"... more
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| "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend. "Well," Pam confirmed,... more
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| "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more
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| "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you g... more
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| Mary: What do you see on your hubby's face during sex?
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| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs... more
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| A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you t... more
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| A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat. All of a sudden... more
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| A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some lov... more
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| A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more
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| A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After he finished the drin... more
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| A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whol... more
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| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg... more
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| A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more
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