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	Less than half the cars you own run.... more
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	Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.... more
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	The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.... more
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	The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."... more
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	There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.... more
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	What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies? "Hey ya'll. Watch this!" ... more
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	You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.... more
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	You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... more
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	You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.... more
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	you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines".... more
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	You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.... more
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	You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.... more
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	You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.... more
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	You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.... more
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	You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.... more
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	You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.... more
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	You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.... more
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	You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.... more
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	You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.... more
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	You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.... more
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	Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.... more
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	Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.... more
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	Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.... more
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	Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.... more
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	Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.... more

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