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| Every wife is a 'mistress' to her husband.
One hour of 'miss' and 23 hours of 'stress' everyday. ... more
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| Mother to her teenage daughter: I think, it's right time to talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you w... more
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| Woman: My ex-husband wants to remarry me?
Friend: How flattering.
Woman: I think he's after the money... more
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| A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large b... more
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| A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're... more
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| A long time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "Wh... more
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| During my college days i went to participate in a slow bicycle race competition, I came first in the competition, when i... more
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| During my college days there was a competition for cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my be... more
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| How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three cr... more
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| Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd? $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,1... more
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| Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly ?... more
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| My wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i ask... more
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| Oooo! Your teeth are so yellow na,the sun sing, " We are family, brother here and me."... more
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| Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team? A: Foreigners. ... more
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| R.A.P.:Retards Attempting Poetry... more
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| The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.<... more
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| There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like... more
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| Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and di... more
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| TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT... more
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| TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FAS... more
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| TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8... more
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| TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 M... more
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| Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other... more
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| What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. ... more
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