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| Bill of No Rights by... more
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| Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black Employee: "I'm a pro... more
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| Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water... more
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| Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"... more
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| BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of com... more
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| Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" i... more
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| Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good pro... more
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| Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more
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| Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more
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| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
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| Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to... more
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| 42. | |
| Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!... more
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| Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They a... more
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| 44. | |
| Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.... more
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| 45. | |
| Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman... more
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| Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any clu... more
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| During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy... more
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| Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexual... more
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| Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no ho... more
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| Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called "Boomerang."... more
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| 51. | |
| Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kans... more
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| 52. | |
| George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks fo... more
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| 53. | |
| George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white... more
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| 54. | |
| George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems."Dub... more
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| 55. | |
| Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's... more
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| 56. | |
| Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. Hillary: So have yo... more
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| 57. | |
| Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became... more
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| 58. | |
| Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there fo... more
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| How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's... more
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| How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.... more
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