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| "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-Pr... more
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| 1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for n... more
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| 1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I... more
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| 1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America...... are there handi... more
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| 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secre... more
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| Boy: India for the first time will win all, gold silver and bronze medals!
Friend: how?
Boy: No other... more
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| BREAKING NEWS....
Rahman song dropped from the games. Instead, Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony to... more
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| One political candidate to the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
The other guy scr... more
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| Q: Why did Suresh Kalmadi cross the river?
A: Because the foot over bridge was still under construction. ... more
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| A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught... more
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| A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed i... more
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "wi... more
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| A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a... more
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| A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never ag... more
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| A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points i... more
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| A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w... more
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| A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say... more
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| A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United Stat... more
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| A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for Preside... more
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| A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w... more
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| A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcou... more
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| A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Cli... more
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| A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN... more
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| A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and anot... more
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| An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indi... more
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| At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.... more
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| At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?... more
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| At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus... more
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| Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under... more
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| Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The c... more
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