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| Q: What do you call a pig which has three eyes?
A: A 'piiig' ... more
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| A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "Theres a bunch of little... more
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| A pigs favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.... more
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| All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I dont believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.... more
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| biotechnology is so great that the scientist manage to create a new species of pig..
the sharp nose one!!... more
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| Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".... more
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| Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldnt get it off the ground. .... more
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| Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mothers day? What did they do? They threw a sowpri... more
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| Did you hear about the pigs vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears a... more
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| Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.... more
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| Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.... more
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| Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? Its pretty dull.... more
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| Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Ive got a little sty.Then youd better buy a little pig.... more
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| FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!... more
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| FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses... more
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| Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.... more
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| How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? Theyre the ones with the little red hats.... more
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| How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.... more
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| How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.... more
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| How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!... more
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| How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a ver... more
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| How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!... more
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| How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.... more
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| How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.... more
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| I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look whats happened. Theyve eaten all the dates off my calendar!... more
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| If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig t... more
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| If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.... more
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| Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that storys just a lot of hogwash.... more
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| Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, its theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.... more
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