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| "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg." Well, doc, 25 years ag... more
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| A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist,... more
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| A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking l... more
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| A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter ask... more
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| A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillect... more
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| A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper... more
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| A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his... more
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| A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having... more
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| A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was gr... more
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| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over... more
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| A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was d... more
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| A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Lif... more
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| A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said, 'I will grant you t... more
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| A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the k... more
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| A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undresse... more
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| Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive... more
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| Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked. "Not too good," Ted replie... more
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| Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're... more
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| I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" ... more
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| I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?" She said,... more
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| It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey... more
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| Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when t... more
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| Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "... more
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| Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising... more
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| Q: How did Captain Hook die? A: Jock itch. ... more
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| St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo." M... more
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| The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he s... more
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| The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said s... more
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| This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romantic walk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as t... more
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| This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol? Doctor says "you're kidding." Girl s... more
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