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| "Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore?" "I dont like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."... more
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| "Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more
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| An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting.
A cop saw this and sped up alongside her ve... more
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| An old man stared at a guy with blue, green and orange hair.
The guy: Never done something wild?
I di... more
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| Lydia: You used to bite my ears before we made love.
Hubby walked towards the door.
Lydia: W... more
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| You know you are getting old when ......
Young girls feel safe in your presence, knowing you couldn't possibl... more
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| You know you are getting old when.....
You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation. ... more
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| 8. | |
| You Know you are old when....................
A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.<... more
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| 9. | |
| You Know you are old when....................
It takes twice as long to look half as good. ... more
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| You Know you are old when....................
you and your teeth don't sleep together. ... more
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| A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.... more
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| A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more
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| A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more
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| A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more
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| A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more
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| A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
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| A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more
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| A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up... more
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| A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more
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| A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| 21. | |
| A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldnt help noticing how happy you look," she... more
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| A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more
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| A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more
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| 25. | |
| An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more
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| 26. | |
| An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more
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| An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more
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| 28. | |
| An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure no... more
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| An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.... more
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| An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more
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