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| What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes ! ... more
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| What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me ! ... more
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| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice ! ... more
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| Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel. ... more
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| Hickory hickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor inju... more
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| How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party ! ... more
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| How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! ... more
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| Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose ! ... more
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| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but ev... more
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| What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies ! ... more
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| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards ! ... more
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| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework ! ... more
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| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse ! ... more
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| What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak ! ... more
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| What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse ! ... more
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| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty ! ... more
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| What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code ! ... more
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| What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield ! ... more
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| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice ! ... more
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| What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak ! ... more
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| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer ! ... more
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| What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster ! ... more
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| What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ ! ... more
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| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser ! ... more
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| Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat ! ... more
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| Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich ! ... more
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| Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice ! ... more
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| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse ! ... more
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| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket ! ... more
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| When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs ! ... more
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