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| ...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughte... more
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| George: Tell me something about your mother-in-law.
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| Mom comes to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate called Biola.
During the cours... more
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| A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the d... more
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| A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everyth... more
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| A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section,... more
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| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is... more
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| A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can yo... more
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| A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more
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| A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woma... more
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| A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes o... more
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| Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few... more
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| For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even pr... more
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| For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more
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| Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived... more
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| Great truths about life that adults have learned Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always a l... more
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| Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son:... more
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| Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more
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| Mom's Brownies Recipe: Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.<... more
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| My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk... more
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| Parent's Dictionary of Meanings: DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: th... more
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| The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientif... more
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| The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane. On a flight to Flo... more
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| The following is a true story. There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally... more
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| The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured... more
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| The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramed... more
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| There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a com... more
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| Things Mom Would Never Say: "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school... more
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| Things My Mother Taught Me: My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go... more
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| Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers... more
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