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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He sa... more
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After sex 60% men rollover n sleep and 40% get up and go home... more
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All in favour of Viagra please rise!... more
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There is no Santa.
Those presents are from your parents.
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Definition of GUTS:
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife... more
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?... more
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If the US pursues him as it has Osama Bin Laden, Assange is safe for years to come.... more
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Obama's mom-in-law might be moving into the White House with him.
Joe Biden was right. 'Hostile forces will t... more