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| A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He sa... more
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| After sex 60% men rollover n sleep and 40% get up and go home ... more
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| All in favour of Viagra please rise! ... more
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| Dear Kids,
There is no Santa.
Those presents are from your parents.
Love,
Julian Assange,more
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| Definition of GUTS:
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife... more
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| Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex? ... more
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| If the US pursues him as it has Osama Bin Laden, Assange is safe for years to come. ... more
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| Obama's mom-in-law might be moving into the White House with him.
Joe Biden was right. 'Hostile forces will t... more
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