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| 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots wer... more
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| 1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statement as proof of illness... more
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| A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning t... more
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| A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down bot... more
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| A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special st... more
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| A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice."Are... more
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| A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more
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| A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world... more
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| A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men,... more
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| A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office an... more
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| A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his... more
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| A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang... more
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| An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the... more
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| An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR. But the culmina... more
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| An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering o... more
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| An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals t... more
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| An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy,"... more
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| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just... more
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| As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?... more
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| As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fal... more
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| At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he excla... more
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| British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for R... more
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| China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated they are holding the Un... more
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| Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more
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| DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like str... more
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| During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more
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| First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Se... more
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| Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed... more
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| General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more
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| General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the... more
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