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| Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out... more
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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society v... more
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| Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tri... more
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| Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?... more
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| How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't wor... more
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| How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.... more
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| How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.... more
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| How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".... more
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| How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles...... more
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.... more
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| How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...... more
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| How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.... more
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| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened.... more
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| How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.... more
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| How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to list... more
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| IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go b... more
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| If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back -... more
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| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an a... more
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| If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become... more
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| In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting F... more
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| Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single... more
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| Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. T... more
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| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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