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"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.... more

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1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seve... more

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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You k... more

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Men are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it.

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Q: How do men sort out their laundry?

A: Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

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Q: What do men mean when they say, 'Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful'?'

A: They mean, 'Oh, man,... more

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Q: What do men mean when they say, 'What did I do this time?'

A: They mean, "What did you catch me at?'

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Q: What do men mean when they say, 'You look terrific'?

A: God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm star... more

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy

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Q: What does a man means when he says - 'Let's take your car.'

A: Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers... more

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Q: Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

A: After 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig l... more

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A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.T... more

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking h... more

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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his... more

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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says... more

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A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because "a... more

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She hear... more

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A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MA... more

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop a... more

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A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"... more

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.... more

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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks w... more

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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly una... more

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Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35... more

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AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka... more

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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what t... more

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Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck... more

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As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the fronto... more

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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,... more







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