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| A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the b... more
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| A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again pee... more
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| A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again pe... more
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| A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The m... more
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| A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profession... more
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| 36. | |
| A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profession... more
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| A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more
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| 38. | |
| A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions... more
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| 39. | |
| A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school wi... more
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| 40. | |
| A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The... more
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| 41. | |
| A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more
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| 42. | |
| A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he cou... more
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| 43. | |
| A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t... more
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| 44. | |
| A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he... more
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| 45. | |
| A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjou... more
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| 46. | |
| A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery... more
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| 47. | |
| A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain... more
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| 48. | |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 49. | |
| A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve... more
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| 50. | |
| A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first v... more
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| 51. | |
| After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and ask... more
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| 52. | |
| After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While... more
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| 53. | |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 54. | |
| An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urge... more
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| 55. | |
| An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him... more
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| 56. | |
| An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corpo... more
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| 57. | |
| An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she... more
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| 58. | |
| As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his co... more
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| At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed... more
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| At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town ha... more
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