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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," D... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," D... more
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| "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel l... more
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| 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or d... more
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| 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have... more
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| Peter to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: 5,000 for 3 questions.
Peter: Isn't it too high?
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| A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "y... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In h... more
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| A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was w... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was... more
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| A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their... more
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| A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the g... more
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| A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What doe... more
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| A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What doe... more
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| A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in... more
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| A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The a... more
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| A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After... more
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| A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer... more
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| A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You... more
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| A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see... more
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| A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his c... more
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| A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to... more
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| A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No pro... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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