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| Q: How do you play Taliban Bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1... ... more
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| There was guest comming to a little boys house for dinner.....
The boy heard the words bitchesmore
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?" This i... more
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| Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it,English is a stupid langua... more
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| Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet? A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home. ... more
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| Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers? A: Subordinate clauses! ... more
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| Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus. ... more
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| The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until the... more
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| The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather t... more
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| You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a... more
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