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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?"... more
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| Q: How can you mend King Kong's arm if hes twisted it? A: With a monkey wrench. ... more
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| Q: How do you catch King Kong? A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. ... more
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| Q: If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? A: Because hes a beef-eater. ... more
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| Q: If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A: A lid. ... more
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| Q: If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A: A ding-dong King Kong. ... more
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| Q: What business is King Kong in? A: Monkey business. ... more
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| Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: "Are you my mother?" ... more
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| Q: What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? A: "Oops! King Kong ring wrong." ... more
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| Q: What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? A: Miss most of the film! ... more
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| Q: What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? A: Just dont monkey with him. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A: A flat miner. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A: A flat mate. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A: A flat note. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A: A messy cage. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A: A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman. ... more
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| Q: What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? A: He found time-consuming. ... more
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| Q: What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? A: King Kongs shadow. ... more
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| Q: What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? A: King Koncord. ... more
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| Q: What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? A: Give him the biggest bananas. ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!more
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| Q: Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? A: Queen Kong. ... more
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| Q: Where does King Kong sleep? A: Anywhere he wants to. ... more
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| Q: Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? A: King Pong. ... more
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| Q: Why did King Kong join the army? A: To learn about gorilla warfare. ... more
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| Q: Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? A: So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butt... more
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| Q: Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? A: He didnt like Chinese food. ... more
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| Q: Why is King Kong big and hairy? A: So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry. ... more
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