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| : How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A... more
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| hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do ele... more
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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!... more
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| How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!... more
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| How did the toad die?He simply croaked!... more
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| How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!... more
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| How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!... more
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| How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!... more
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| How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party... more
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| How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!... more
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| How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!... more
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| How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy... more
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| How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!... more
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| How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!... more
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| How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!... more
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| How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!... more
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| How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!... more
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| How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!... more
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| How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!... more
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| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!... more
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| Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!... more
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| Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling b... more
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| Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds stea... more
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| Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars... more
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| Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A brambl... more
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| Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parti... more
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| Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What b... more
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| Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A:... more
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