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| Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly p... more
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| 32. | |
| Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had failed, and his wife and family had left... more
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| 33. | |
| Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One ev... more
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| 34. | |
| His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?... more
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| 35. | |
| In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they h... more
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| 36. | |
| In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger... more
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| 37. | |
| Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the l... more
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| 38. | |
| Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes t... more
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| 39. | |
| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| 40. | |
| It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Com... more
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| 41. | |
| It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind... more
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| 42. | |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 43. | |
| Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more
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| 44. | |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on af... more
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| 45. | |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 46. | |
| McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
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| 47. | |
| Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of the girl's house night after night,... more
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| 48. | |
| Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a... more
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| 49. | |
| Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an id... more
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| 50. | |
| Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her husband thought abou... more
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| 51. | |
| Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more
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| 52. | |
| Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said... more
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| 53. | |
| Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled fo... more
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| 54. | |
| O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the... more
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| 55. | |
| O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last... more
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| 56. | |
| Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If yo... more
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| 57. | |
| Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong,... more
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| 58. | |
| Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I have... more
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| 59. | |
| Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I have... more
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| 60. | |
| Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more
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