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| A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more
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| A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a... more
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| A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an enormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hu... more
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| A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together..... more
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| A friend comes to your PARTY!
they are putting you of your food. Because there picking there nose and eating it you sa... more
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| A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slings... more
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| A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter ask... more
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| A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come a... more
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| A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man t... more
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| An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk... more
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| Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req... more
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| Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer... more
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| Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy siz... more
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| Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. "Dont waste your time", Pat ho... more
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| Q: Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? A: Th... more
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| Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? A: "Quack! Quack! Quack!" ... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A: A golden receiver! ... more
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| Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? A: Let us prey. ... more
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| Q: What is the best way to hunt bear ? A: With your clothes off. ... more
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| Q: Whats a big game hunter? A: Someone who's lost his way to the match. ... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A: A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies. ... more
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| Q: Whats the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? A: Collect unemployment insurance! ... more
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| Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12... more
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| The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floo... more
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| The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer... more
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| Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign... more
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| Two guys were out hunting, but they werent getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his comp... more
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| Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a ve... more
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| Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge be... more
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| Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the secon... more
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