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| "Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I cant answer now. Its time for my nap!"... more
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| 90% of the men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss the house goodbye when they leave... more
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| Two doctors are making love.
He says to her, "You must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before an... more
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| A guy finds a stranger with his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"
His wife turns to the stran... more
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| A man tried to guess the profession of his date by her bedroom performance.
Man: I think she is a SCHOOL TEAC... more
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| A man was sitting on a mountain and studying.
When another man asked him what he was doing, he replied, "High... more
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| A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ... more
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| A man, who was lost alone on an island, decides to build a wooden BOAT. Suddenly, a woman comes and he uses the wood... more
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| A star requires great luks, great height, versatile acting, six pack body, etc.... nd if one has none of the above he... more
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| A woman sees a lady wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' written on it.
She looks at the lady and says, "Implant... more
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| At 43, Pamela Anderson gets paid in crores for spending three days in an Indian show. Clearly, silicon has provided g... more
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| Bob: So, how's it going with the ladies?
Joey: Women to me are sex objects.
Bob: Really?
Joey... more
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| Boss: I'd like to help you out.
Employee: Thanks, Sir.
Boss: Which way did you come in? ... more
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| Boy: My Father's name is Laughing and my Mother's name is Smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding...
Boy:... more
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| COMMON WEALTH GAMES MESS........
It's amazing, but true. If you rearrange the letters of " SIR U MAD LAKHS"..... more
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| Cop: Do you realise your wife fell out of the car miles back?"
Farmer: Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!<... more
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| Crack: It's sickening, the way my wife keeps talking about her ex-husband.
Jack: That's nothing. Mine keeps t... more
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| Crime doesn't pay.....Does that mean my job is a crime? ... more
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| Dear gay men,
Please stop being so much funnier, and more attractive than straight men. It's quite depressing.... more
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| Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe. ... more
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| Eve: Adam do you love me?
Adam: No. I don't.
Eve: (Crying) Why did you make love to me?
Adam:... more
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| FB Status:
"Osama Bin Laden is Dead" - Osama likes this. ... more
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| Girl: Stop looking at girls, we are engaged now.
Boy: What do you mean? Being on diet, doesn't mean I can't l... more
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| If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it does not say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It replies, "Run while you stil... more
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| Innkeeper: The room is Rs 600 per night and it's Rs 200 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make your own b... more
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| Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.... ... more
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| James: What is the reason for you to be single?
Arnold: Bachelors don't have mother-in-laws. ... more
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| Joe: Sex is a misdemeanor
James: Why?
Joe: The more i miss, the meaner i get! ... more
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| John: My wife doesn't know what she wants.
James: You're lucky. My wife does. ... more
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| 30. | |
| Johnny: More and more facts coming out about Osama.
Arnold: Yeah! he never slept in the same place two nights... more
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